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me: oh, hi poster, didnt see you there
me: *pulls off shirt*
me: you like that, dont you, you naughty poster you

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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher: 
me: 
student: 
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student: 
me: whoops

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 In the year 3000
Music teacher: im going to teach you a traditional African chant 
 to the window
 to the wall
 til the sweat drips down my balls
 all you bitches crawl

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JUST ONE MORE YEAR YOU GUIZE

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